Maybe you haven’t bought a mylar balloon of an animated character recently, because it hasn’t been the birthday of any children you know recently, and you never think to buy one for yourself even though that sounds perfectly nice. If that’s the case, you might be missing out on the fact that manufacturers of mylar balloons of animated characters are putting the valves in the same kinda awkward place!
Miss out no more, because Reddit user kiralkira posted this pic with the caption, “They couldn’t find a better place to blow up this toy,” which, now I know what you’re thinking, it’s a balloon, not a toy, and it probably even says “NOT A TOY” somewhere on its tag, because I think balloons usually have to say that, but besides that one small error, this person make a good point.
Balloons with penises—or sticks up their butts, depending on how you’re looking at it: right now they’re just funny pics “4 tha web,” but maybe they’re soon to be part of an epidemic. Check out three examples below, and share your pics of awkward balloons in the comments, or don’t because we don’t really need to see them, but it was absolutely our duty to share these with you.
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