1. Dogs With Sun in Their Eyes
2. Asian Babies
3. Adults With Poor Fashion Sense
From the product's actual description: "A fun conversation starter at costume parties and picnics."
It's also a great conversation ender.
Normal Person: Hey, is that a hamburger hat.
Normal Person: Oh my phone's ringing. TTYL.
4. Muscular Dogs
5. Children Who Don't Know Any Better
6. Asian Adults (When you start them young, it leads to a rough road ahead)
7. 20-Somethings Who Finally Have Disposable Income but Don't Know What to Spend it On
8. These Girls.
(Unrelated, SNL stole their "Tiny Hamburgers" sketch from these two.)
And as a bonus, here's a sweet old lady eating a giant hamburger. She'll be wearing this later.