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Looks like there is no source too dubious for Don Jr.!

On Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump Jr. posted a string of emails on Twitter setting up a meeting between him and a Kremlin connected lawyer who promised to have “dirt” on Hillary Clinton.

See below for the rest of the emails between Don Jr. and Rob Goldstone which show how willing he was to bark up any tree for a hot scoop on his father’s opponent!


From: Rob Goldstone
To: Donald Trump J
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:18 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Don,

While we’re on the subject, I’ve just received a very interesting call from a North Korean national who claims that Hillary Clinton was seen pushing her private email server off of the back of Hudson River booze cruise. One problem: the only person who saw her was Wallace, the North Korean’s exotic pet parakeet. Obviously, this is highly sensitive stuff, but I’d love to get you three face to face ASAP.

Best,

Rob Goldstone


From: Donald Trump J
To: Rob Goldstone
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:20 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Rob,

Wow. I love this. Polly wanna cracker? More like “Donny wanna crack-her email case wide open!” Please bring the North Korean and her bird by the offices on Monday. I’ll have my assistant lay down some newspaper.

Best,

Don


From: Rob Goldstone
To: Donald Trump J
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:22 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Don,

Something else I wanted to bring to your attention. I’d love to connect you with a man from upstate New York who frequents Hillary Clinton’s Methodist Church to use the toilet because his wife won’t let him shit at home. Apparently, when the entire congregation bowed their heads in prayer, he saw HRC look over both of her shoulders, and give a big “thumbs up” straight down at Hell.

You think you can find time for a chat? Scheduling for him is tough these next couple of months since he’s busy harassing Bill Cosby’s accusers online.

Best,

Rob


From: Donald Trump J
To: Rob Goldstone
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:31 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Rob,

Sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner, but Mama Mia! That’s a spicy meat-a-ball! Mwah! Mwah!

Screaming at my assistant to clear my Friday as I speak. Can’t wait to meet this true American hero.

Don


From: Rob Goldstone
To: Donald Trump J
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:45 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Hi Don,

It seems that when it rains, it pours. I’ve now been in touch with an erotic baker from Southern California who says that Hillary Clinton rushed into her shop and demanded a sheet cake that depicted “beach boardwalk butt stuff.” When the shop owner asked her to explain what that meant, HRC threw a fit and trashed the place. Apparently this woman has still got the frosting stains on her KKK robes to prove it.

Want me to send her your way?

Best,

Rob


From: Donald Trump J
To: Rob Goldstone
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:48 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the campaign GOLD. This is all definitely above board with me. Have her come over to my place for dinner tonight. My assistant is cooking hibachi, but I’m not letting him use any utensils.

d


From: Rob Goldstone
To: Donald Trump J
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:52 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Don,

Guess who? LOL

I am contacting you this time on behalf of a mysterious, hook-wielding man in a rain slicker who claims to have seen Hillary Clinton and three very sexy teens run over a pedestrian while driving home from a Fourth of July party last summer. May I give him your email or the location of your bathroom mirror so that he may get in touch?

Best,

Rob


From: Donald Trump J
To: Rob Goldstone
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:53 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Lemme think for a second… Uhhhhh, yeah! Daddy like, Rob. And I’m Daddy. And Daddy likes any info that might make Daddy’s daddy like Daddy.


From: Rob Goldstone
To: Donald Trump J
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:55 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Don,

Something else that may be of interest to you and the rest of the Trump campaign. I’ve recently obtained a copy of the classic comedy romp ‘Caddyshack’ on DVD and have written down all the times you see boobs on an index card. Would you like me to forward these items to your offices?

Best,

Rob


From: Donald Trump J
To: Rob Goldstone
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 11:56 AM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

Overnight it, plz. I’ll have my assistant lay down some newspaper.


From: Rob Goldstone
To: Donald Trump J
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 12:03 PM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

One more thing, Don. Two days ago I found a dead deer out back by the train tracks. It’s gut was torn open by bears or some shit and it’s eyes were full of worms and it stunk like shit. You want me to show you it to you?

Best,

Rob


From: Donald Trump J
To: Rob Goldstone
Date: Wednesday, June 08, 2016 12:03 PM
Subject: Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential

hell fucking yeah

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