I’m hyped up. My girl Jackie Clarke is in town from New York and she is our guest blogger this week. Jackie is the only lady (and I use the word “lady” loosely)
I know that has a trashier mouth and a worse attitude than me. She’s
also f’ing hilarious. She is in Hollywood for the month, which is very exciting, so I have referred her to someone who could maybe give her some advice on Tinseltown .
And, in the every cloud has a silver lining department: the other day I got mad at someone on the phone and after we hung up I threw my phone at the wall. Obviously I broke my phone, BUT that means I can get the new iPhone next month. Getting new things: 1. Breaking the pattern of behavior in which I behave with the emotional maturity of a seven year old: 0. This video : Priceless.
Finally, we have two new writers, Eric and Ryan over at FOD. They rock and we’re happy to have them on board.