I’m So Excited (And I Just Can’t Hide It)

I’m hyped up. My girl Jackie Clarke is in town from New York and she is our guest blogger this week.  Jackie is the only lady (and I use the word “lady” loosely) I know that has a trashier mouth and a worse attitude than me. She’s also f’ing hilarious. She is in Hollywood for the month, which is very exciting, so I have referred her to someone who could maybe give her some advice on Tinseltown .
 
And, in the every cloud has a silver lining department: the other day I got mad at someone on the phone and after we hung up I threw my phone at the wall. Obviously I broke my phone, BUT that means I can get the new iPhone next month.  Getting new things: 1. Breaking the pattern of behavior in which I behave with the emotional maturity of a seven year old: 0.  This video : Priceless.
 
Finally, we have two new writers, Eric and Ryan over at FOD.  They rock and we’re happy to have them on board.