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Published November 19, 2012 More Info »
Ah Thanksgiving. All of the best foods on one table for one glorious meal. But what does your favorite say about you?   Gravy: You are fat Turkey: You used to be fat Mashed Potatoes: You are fat and unoriginal  Canned Cranberry Sauce: Your fat does not discriminate  Stuffing: You have good taste in what makes you fat Apple Pie: You justify getting fat because there's fruit in it Pecan Pie: Your fat has no shame Pumpkin Pie: You have trouble letting go of Halloween and also your plate (what with the being fat and all) Sweet Potato Marshmallow Casserole: You love life which is why you're a fat person Turducken: You love fisting…fat people. Because you are one.  Tofurkey: You're in college and visiting home and you condescend to those who are fat Broccoli: You are fat and a liar because these were soaked in butter Rolls: Ugh, fat and boring Yams: You use outdated jargon reminiscent of earlier times, one where being fat (which you are) was a sign of wealth and status Decorative Corn: You may not be fat, but you should not be left alone, you are a crazy person    
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