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July 13, 2017
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5 Times You Were Not The Dancing Hotdog From Snapchat

1. Right now.

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You’re reading this on a computer, tablet, or smartphone. Therefore, you are not dancing, and you are not a hotdog.

2. That time you swiped your card when you were supposed to insert the chip.

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We’ve all been there, right? WRONG. Dancing hotdog hasn’t.

3. When you started your laundry only to realize you’re out of quarters.

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UGH. Nothing worse than that awkward walk over to CVS to beg the cashier for change because your clothes are wet and the bank is closed… unless, of course, you’re a dancing hotdog. Then all you have to worry about is dancing and being a hotdog.

4. That time you missed a belt loop.

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Not the worst thing to have happen to you, but it is definitely an inconvenience. Do you fix it right away? I usually just ignore it until I go to the restroom and then take care of it. Oh, by the way,the dancing hotdog doesn’t wear a belt, so you were never him when this happened to you.

5. When your parents broke the news to you that they’re getting a divorce.

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OH WHAT’S THAT DANCING HOTDOG? YOU’VE NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN TO YOU EITHER?? OF COURSE NOT! MUST BE PRETTY NICE BEING A CAREFREE HOTDOG WITH NO ONE TO ANSWER TO. EAT SHIT AND DIE DANCING HOTDOG!

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