A man walks into a bar and asked the bartender why in the hell is there a horse is in the bar ! An the bartender tells the man his my owners horse and his always in here dude, but i tell you my man, if you go over there an make that horse LOL i will give you free drinks on the house tonight my brother. So the man goes over to the horse whispers somthing into the horse ear and the horse is LOL so hard his f in crying that dang horse is i tell you what ! CRYiN ! So free beers on the house good times good times ! Anyways the next weekend comes around and the man goes back to that very same bar and the same bartender is there and so is the same f in horse in the bar again. So the Bartender tells the man if you can go over there an make the horse cry tears of sadness this time, i will hook it up again on the house good buddie. So the man goes over to the pony and shows him some thing. An the horse is all kinds of butt hurt and is crying is eyes out like a champ. An so the bartender tells the man before you get your drinks on house from me you have to tell me how you did it bro ! So the man said to the bartender the fist time i told the horse i had a bigger dick them him and today i showed him in front of all those very sexy ladies over there my man ! O ! O ! O ! An that's what she said ! SHE SAiD ! An you know it bro ! Now give me my damn beer ! Before i smack you up side the head with my Jimmy little man ! Based on a true story.