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Published July 07, 2009 More Info »
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Published July 07, 2009
Okay, vat’s ze plan?  . . . .Another gerbil up  mein arschenplatz?  Nein danke! . . .Vat else? . . . .Champagne? For Gretel und Hansel? . . .Zo zat she vill throw him out vhen he can no perform his manly gerbil duties? Und she vill throw everything she can at him!. . .Und zat includes ze Oscar for best supporting actress und ze ipod, too?  . . . 
Ich hope you are not planning to stuff ein champagne bottle up mein stage-door johnny.  . . .Nein?  . . . Ze bottle stays out? . . . Ve need just ein funnel into  mein arschenschloss? . . . . Vat are ve pouring?  Moet et Chandon brut rose?  . . .Perform ze procedure, Dr!
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