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While speaking to the Western Williamson County Republican Club last month, Rafael Cruz, father of Sen. Ted Cruz, said “the average black” does not understand that mimimum wage hurts them, and that black Americans “need to be educated” so they don't continue to vote for Democrats. Here are some things he wouldn't say considering that he is a giant bag of assholes that has been left out in the sun.

While speaking to the Western Williamson County Republican Club last month, Rafael Cruz, father of Sen. Ted Cruz, said “the average black” does not understand that minimum wage hurts them, and that black Americans “need to be educated” so they don’t continue to vote for Democrats. Here are some things he wouldn’t say considering that he is a giant bag of assholes that has been left out in the sun.


1.) “Though I may disagree with whom they vote for, I still respect black people’s ability to make informed decisions about government.”


2.) “Having a minimum wage protects everyone – black, white, Latino – from being exploited by a company’s drive to profit. I recognize that as a human being with the ability to have empathy.”


3.) “Something something NBA.”


4.) “Not being a black person, I’ll never be able to know what it’s like to be an African-American in America. As such, I should not act like I do. Besides sounding ignorant, I would also jeopardize my son, Ted Cruz, and his chances of running for higher office. He did that enough when he helped shut down the government in 2013.”

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