Full Credits

Stats & Data

17Funny
6Die
10,212
Views
November 30, 2011
Published
Description

Believe it or not, this didn't make the cut for the man's self-promoting 2012 tour.

 

 

TOP 10 REJECTED HERMAN CAIN CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

 

10.  Exact change we can believe in. 

 

9.  It's always Movember when you're me! 

 

8.  Y'know. That other black guy. 

 

7.  I'll be the Prince, you be the Princess! 

 

6.  Is it in you? 

 

5.  I deliver in 30 minutes or I'm free! 

 

4.  Rosebud. 

 

3.  I wouldn't be first to have sexual relations with that woman. 

 

2.  Grope

 

1.  A tax plan like the Kardashian sisters' booties... 9, 9, 9! 

 

@TheMichaelLake

 

Advertisement
Advertisement