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Published October 04, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!

Senator John McCain, whom has suspended his presidential campaign in order to put Country First, has now demanded that the November election be rescheduled for November 4, 1860.

In order to galvanize his conservative base and give the middle finger to black folks, McCain has promised to regulate the institution of slavery.

...excerpt from "Celebrity Elect", due out October, 2008.

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