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Published August 26, 2008

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend dude.

 

Friend: Well, you know what they say. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

Guy: I'm sorry, are you suggesting I have sex with a fish?

Friend: What? No! I'm saying there are a lot of other women...

Guy: Because it sounds like you're condoning beastiality.

Friend: Gross. Why would you even think...

Guy: Though I am a little lonely I have to admit.

Friend: Dude, listen to yourself...

Guy: Hey, do you think the pet store is still open?

Friend: You sicken me.

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