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Published August 26, 2008 More Info »
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Published August 26, 2008
Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend dude.   Friend: Well, you know what they say. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Guy: I'm sorry, are you suggesting I have sex with a fish? Friend: What? No! I'm saying there are a lot of other women... Guy: Because it sounds like you're condoning beastiality. Friend: Gross. Why would you even think... Guy: Though I am a little lonely I have to admit. Friend: Dude, listen to yourself... Guy: Hey, do you think the pet store is still open? Friend: You sicken me.