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Clinton (above right), moments after brushing Obama aside to field questions on Friday
D.C. (CHN) - A White House aid refused to confirm or deny on Sunday
that Bill Clinton was still at the White House following last Friday's
meeting and press conference with President Obama.
Clinton originally scheduled to speak for 3-4 minutes after a brief
introduction by The President, spoke for nearly 40 minutes prior to
being cut short by Robert Gibbs call for 'last question'.
assistant to former President Clinton confirmed that pizzas had already
been ordered so that the former President could have a bite to eat
after the presser. White House insiders were apparently surprised to
see Mr. Clinton still hanging out and chatting with State Department
officials in the West Wing late into the evening. Mr. and Mrs. Obama
returned to the White House following a Christmas party to find that Mr.
Clinton had consumed several cocktails during a conference call to Rahm
Emanuel, Paul Begala, and Haitian President René Préval.
Obama's desk (temporarily moved outside) 'not related to Clinton visit,' says staff
that time it is believed that Mr. Obama invited the former President to
crash in the Oval Office until he found accommodations for his upcoming
trip to Haiti.
It is believed that Mr. Clinton may have answered several calls from
Hamid Karzai and organized some minor tactical changes to the current
surge in Afghanistan on Sunday morning while Mr. Obama was walking White
House dog 'Bo'.
Governor Tim Pawlenty is reporting that a request for federal emergency
funds to the state following this weekends blizzard appears to have
been immediately signed and faxed back by Mr. Clinton.
As of press time, Clinton's foundation staff had no return comment on
Mr. Clinton's whereabouts and firmly denied that a new post on
Craigslist for 'D.C. area motivated interns' was connected in any way to
the former President.