Whoa! Did you love Star Wars? Seems like everyone did! Wait, not Neil deGrasse Tyson! He just loves science and when anything goes against science he goes against it.
Here’s what he had to say. (warning! warning! some spoilers!)
Literally no one asked.
OK, don’t bring BB-8 to an MTV beach party. Noted. Sounds like you’re ruining Star Wars and spring break, Neil.
Well, I’ll believe this because it’s coming from you, someone who really knows how to destroy any energy, ya know, really killing the vibe we all had going on here.
Unashamed of inanity, #TheForceAwakens repeats the Millennium Falcon boast of completing the Kessel Run in "under 12 parsecs"— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
( A Parsec is an obscure unit of distance in Astrophysics, equal to 3.26 Light Years. Neither has anything to do with time. )— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
Do you know how to just enjoy a movie, Neil? Do you? Grab some popcorn, leave work at work. We’re flying around in space, it doesn’t matter how fast, k? Just enjoy the zoom zooms.
Again, no one asked, Neil.