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Published October 26, 2008 More Info »
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Written by Seth Morris
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Published October 26, 2008
1)    2:40 pm. Wake up. 2)    2:40 -3:11pm Stare at ceiling/try not to throw up. 3)    3:11pm Make coffeee. 4)    3:16 pm. Throw up. 5)    3:16:03 Begin making empty promises/praying 6)    3:18pm Go back to bed. 7)    3:18:01 pm. Realize there’s someone in your bed. 8)    3:18:01:05 pm Realize it’s Jeff Foxworthy. 9)    3:18:02 pm. Remember that you fucked Jeff Foxworthy last night. 10)   3:20pm. Take cell phone picture of Jeff Foxworthy sleeping in your bed. 11)   3:25-3:40pm Drink coffee/curse yourself for dropping out of school to follow Phish. 12)   3:4pm Awkward good bye with Jeff Foxworthy. He tells you to call him “J. Fox” gives you his .Mac address. 13)   3:44pm. Cry 14)   3:58pm Take shower. 15)   4:15pm Masturbate/cry. 16)   5:00pm Begin shift as night manager at Fudruckers. 17)   8:30pm Go on break. 18)   8:32pm Log onto computer and check Jeff Foxworthy’s website. 19)   8:33pm See from his tour schedule that Jeff Foxworthy was at an Indian Casino on the East Coast last night. 20)   8:33:04pm Realize that you fucked Jeremy Foxworthy last night, Jeff Foxworthy’s younger brother. 21)   8:35pm Cry. 22)   8:38pm. Go to bathroom to spalsh cold water on your face before returning to work. 23)   8:38:10pm Look in the mirror and remember that you are Maureen Tenuta, younger sister of accordian playing comedienne Judy Tenuta. 24)   8:39 pm -? Stare at wrists.
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