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June 11, 2016

Spunky young female seeks forever home where she can enjoy long walks in the park and unlimited treats.

SEX: Female
DOB: 4/20/88
AGE: 28
COLOR: Dishwater Blonde
WEIGHT: 125 give or take

Tess is a spunky girl who enjoys eating, watching TV and long walks in the park.

This little lady is loving and sweet. She may take a little while warm up to you, but once she does, you will not find a more loyal companion.

She gets a bit stressed when around large groups of people. And even though she’s a sociable gal, she possesses a sharp tongue and requires a little extra supervision around large groups of misogynists. She doesn’t understand some human social cues, and can be a bit awkward at times, but she’s not above sneaking a few cookies when no one is looking.

Overall, Tess is a low-maintenance gal who is self-sufficient, caring and smart.Take her home, and you’ll live happily ever after.