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The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating
Hunger Games who? This is the dystopian future we should all be afraid of: a world where jerking off is illegal.
Everyone In Our Office Draws What They Think Trump’s Dick Looks Like
Even though he refused to release his tax returns, looks like Trump decided to finally release those dick pics that the world has been clamoring for!
CDC Warns Against Travel To Miami Because of Zika And Everything Else About Miami
Zika causes brain damage.Living in Miami requires brain damage. Coincidence?
I Do Cupping
At least he’s not doing steroids like Bowser!
Trump And Hillary Also Released Summertime Playlists
Entire Hamilton Soundtrack (Or Whatever The Fuck Musical Young People Are Obsessed With Lately Who Can Even Keep Track Note To Self: Ask Chelsea But She Might Be Too Old Too?) is the hottest dance track of the summer!
Job Posting For New Young, Sexy Kardashian Now That Kylie is 19
Are you a minor who enjoys being sexually objectified by an entire country? Then boy have we got the job for you!
21 Best GIFs Of All Time Of The Week #154
Well, you’ve reached the bottom of Top Content. But we at Funny Or Die understand your need to be the best — so check out this list of the BEST GIFs of ALL time of THIS week!