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June 20, 2017
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"So I noticed I'm not scared of your penis."

Men want to be “good guys.” But how can they ever know you think that? Say any of these and don’t worry… THEY’LL KNOW!


“Looks like I won’t be needing this rape whistle.”

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“So I noticed I’m not scared of your penis.”

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“You seem like the kind of guy a girl would date if you were friends for a while and you were the only guy around.”

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“You’re like a brother to me.”

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“Your lightsaber would be green or blue but definitely not red.”

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[Pets him] “Your fur is very nice.”

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“My boyfriend could learn a thing or two from you.”

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“I’m pregnant with the bartender’s baby. Can you take me to Lamaze?”

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