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How to Save A Life (  30 year old actor James Kirk is enjoying his annual surprise birthday party extravaganza thrown by his sister the 31 year old high school English Stacy Christianson , and it's a fun time and all that good stuff , until he realizes he needs to help out his oldest friend the high school Theater Teacher , 30 year old Joe Christianson , who is also now his brother-in-law. So anyways after Joe flips out at the party and runs off the bar to play the slots and just drunk at the Hard Times Bar and Grill ( it's like Hooters meets The Wild Coyote ) down the street. An well old Joe here as you can tell is a man who has a bad case of depression and all the drinking \ weed smoking \ gambling can't change his depression ( Depressed because he can't have kids because he has a narrow urethra and his acting dream died out as his BFF's acting career is taking off + his getting fat and going bald ) and old Joe is just stuck and bumming out hard about life. But lucky for Joe  his home boy James Kirk's fresh  out look on life provides Joe Christianson the chance to see things on the bright of Life. An all of his madness and sadness all goes down in one day on James Kirk's 30th Birthday.  " Dramedy Gold ! " " Yeah it goes hard and deep " Rated R. ***  )

Breast Men ( A series about two doctors who created breast implants as this follows them over the years. However, when success and money come their way, they separate and follow different paths. A young plastic surgery intern gets tired of watching exciting developments in other fields (artificial hearts, etc). He finds a current, safe type of breast implants. All he has to do is convince his supervising surgeon this will work, and find a volunteer for the first patient. They gain immense financial success as cosmetic breast augmentation surgeries become accepted and frequented in American culture, but follow different paths. One becomes a narcissist interested in developing and implanting larger-sized implants popular with erotic dancers and female porn stars. The other continues to pursue a more serious , clinical approach for the everyday woman.  A all out dark comedy with lots of tits in the mix , a show that is a lot of fun but gets deep. ) Dr. Kevin Saunders  becomes " The  narcissist " and Dr. William Larson becomes the " the nice guy more serious one " over time and we get to watch the life and time of both both doctors over the years.  Should of been a show in the first place but i say lets turn this 1997 H.B.O. T.V. movie into a full on series , but it has to be on something that can show full nakedness , sex , blood , bad words , and all that good stuff , um k big dogs that run sh*t these days. An yes it should shot in LA by director Benjamin Ayres with head writer Vince Offer if you ask me my t.v. show making peeps. So hook it up players ! But whoever where ever just make this into a t.v. show for us already ! in 2015 ;-) with an all new look and feel to this do over on 1997 film Breast Man in a full on show that puts it's own spin on things. ) 

The Bartender  ( A live action show ,very loosely based off the comic book series \ animated drama series from Japan called Bartender ( Manga ). Bartender follows the nightlife of Gabriel Stetter ( Christopher Masterson ) , a bartending prodigy who is said to mix the best cocktails anyone has ever tasted. Gabriel Stetar bides his time in a bar named The Pitt , hidden in a nook of the strip district in downtown Pittsburgh PA. It is said that normal people cannot simply find and enter The Pitt , but they must be invited in by the host. Over the course of the show , various figures of high and low stature , all of whom share unusual troubles and heavy burdens , are "invited" into The Pitt and are treated to Gabriel Stetter's fine drinks , which , with guidance from the young bartender , lead the customers to reflect upon their lives and decide on a course of action to tackle their problems. ) 

Domino Lady ( Rated T.V MA ) ( Ellen Patrick aka Domion Lady ( Traci Lords ) she is just a human woman with powers of attractiveness, intellect, and marksmanship you dig players. ( A if you don’t dig go read some Domino Lady comic books you dicks ! ). So come uncover the sexy romp secrets of our stunning Blond Bombshell in Domino Lady ! The Domino Lady does whatever it takes, and uses whatever is at her disposal, to out think and outplay those who prey upon the innocent. Sleeping with the enemy makes no difference with her, as long as she can put away the bad guys. Saucy Romantic Adventures with a real “spicy pulp” that is semi-pornographic is what you will see in Domino Lady ! The Domino Lady is really University of California, Berkeley-educated socialite Ellen Patrick. When her father, District Attorney Owen Patrick, is murdered she puts on a domino mask and a backless white dress to avenge him. She would arm herself with a .45 pistol and a syringe full of knockout serum, but often her best weapon was her beauty, which often distracted and entranced opponents, or at the very least led them to underestimate her, allowing her to outwit them. Such wiles rarely worked upon her female adversaries, however. She steals from her targets, donating most of the profits to charity after deducting her cut, and leaves a calling card with the words “Compliments of the Domino Lady”.“Side-notes: Pulp heroine Domino Lady was first published in May, 1936. Her first Appearance was Saucy Romantic Adventure. An her last comic book called Domion Lady issue #5 The Grapes of Graft;The Heart Castle Affair part 2 back on April 14 2010. So am telling you Domino Lady everything new comic book series , books , video games , t.v. series , movies , shirts and other swag and so on with Domino Lady. ) _

Russian Bride ( Steven Jay is a very good and very rich out there kind of Documentarian, that will fund for his friend Chris Alexander , his the local Mail Man in West Hollywood and his living in a lonely planet you dig. So Steve gets him a Russian mail-order Bride yah see ! But in exchange for the right to film the experience infinity for a LiVE 24\7 web show on their own web page Chaching big money baby ! . An so Barbara Roxlov , a sexy ladies from Moscow Russia is a fitness model with dream of being an actor in LA is all for the LA lifestyle after meeting these guys online they get her tickets and now she is here in LA on a 24\7 web show with her new hubby she doesn’t really know name Chris an their just living the dream life for now but you know how it be G. A real stoner good times kind of wacky deal lee o just for fun. Rated T.V. MA or Rated R. ) 

Blade: Twilight 3D ( The war between humans and vampires continues, but the humans’ best hope, human-vampire hybrid warrior Blade (Wesley Snipes), has been framed for countless murders, turning popular sentiment against him. Blade a half-mortal, half-immortal is out to rid the world of vampires to save the human race from a blood-drenched Armageddon and to to avenge his mother’s death. The modern-day technologically advanced vampires he is going after are in search of his special blood type to mix with their own blood type needed to summon an evil god Blade’s father Deacon Frost ( Stan Shaw ) who plays a key role in their plan to execute the human race. This day walker incarnation of Deacon Frost is a new type of monster which threatens to eradicate all humans for good. An so the leader of the new twilight bloodline of vampires amongst fire and ice , she is the one who is hot and cold known in the U.S.A. as Edna Belmont (Erica Cox ) ( also know in some parts of the world Sorceress of the Storm Riders ) of this new Twilight bloodline ( the Twilight vampires are both male and female are the most sexual , smartest , and strongest race of vampires to ever walk in the moon light because they are a mix of all vampire bloodlines. The Twilight vampire all look as if their in their 20’s in human years. ) of vampires she is determined to finally lead her bloodthirsty compatriots to victory once and for all. An so after sexualy attracting Blade and getting some of his blood when having sex Deacon Frost has been summoned to help the twilight vampire end the human race once and for all this time around. Now Blade must team up with two rogue vampire hunters a married couple Mr.Van Merrick ( Christopher Masterson ) and Mrs. Buffy Lee Merrick (Jenny Lin ) ( both got into vampire hunters after the deaths of all their family and friends by the hands of the twilight vampires during the first feast of the new Twilight bloodline under the leadership of Edna Belmont both Mr. Van Merrick and Miss. Buffy Lee ( at that time ) both barley escaped death that night at the first ever twilight vampire festival feast and on that night they meet up for the first time running away for this vampire get together festival feast that night and have been together hunting vampires ever since. An their newlyweds hunting vampires of any and all kinds for better or worse until death do them part , to save humanity before it to late for us all. An lucky for them they have Blade on their side now in this flick called Blade: Twilight. #FatherVsSon Rated R. “Look cast who you want and name the bloodline whatever you want but am telling you this is a good idea and Deacon Frost best be black this time !” )

The Super Couple ! ( Mr. Guy Russel and Mrs. Gail Russel are both 33 years old and born on the same day and everything and they are married couple ( No kids can’t have them bad eggs + narrow urethra = infertile ) are out for a walk together when what they think is asteroid ( no one know what it really is yet ) hits into a Lake next to them on their walk back home after a long day of work at the flower shop they own and run together and well the energy from splash down blows them back an KO them out for a few seconds. An when they come to their each feel very different ! Because they are now both blessed with a super power each only one Mr. Guy Russel is now Blessed with the super of unbreakable skin ( you can’t make this man bleed aka his skin is super shield) and as for his wife Mrs. Gail Russel her super power is that she can totally control water ( aka she can control anything with water in it as well liking ripping the waters out of bodies or making a typhoon happen control the rain or what have you if it’s water based she can control the water in it a you dig. ) An so since are married flower shop couple have this new found powers their going to put them to good use. An so since they can’t have kids their going to uses their powers to help save the children of Lake City who are in need of help. ( Because there are a lot of dead beat parents and sick mother f*ckers out there in the world today ). ( Just so you know Guy and Gail are both born and raised in Lake City and have both had very happy lives so far. ) An the main villan in all this is Van Lawless the boss man who runs the Protective Services agency around here. An so he and his staff are always up to no good with these kids.( an the sick and twisted f*cked up sh*t that they do and can do are endless so lets not get into that s*ck f*ck up sh*t ) So Mr. Guy Russel and Mrs. Gail Russel must save these kids from the bad people who do very bad things to kids because these people are evil.So Mr. Guy Russel and his Wife Mrs. Gail Russel keep their cover by keeping the flower shop open as they fight to save the lives of kids and to make sure this kids a safe. An also trying to find out where is “asteroid ” came from ( yeah space but for where at in space you a*sholes ) and what the hell it really is plays into the lives of are super Couple. ( Guy is White dude Gail is Black chick and when there fighting crime they wear full pro wrestling style masks and wear full body suit so no one can tell who they are you know , and their gets ups do match each other and if you click on the pic to get her that is what their super suits look like black , green , and white. )

The Wild Man ( A dirty and sexy comedy about Dr. Levi Jones the single and good looking sex therapist who has been known to f*ck his patients from time to time because his a real bad boy who lives on the edge honey. A show for the ladies with lots of manliness in the mix. An on top of that Dr. Levi Jones also sales pills on the black market because he burns the candle at both ends and at the rate his going he will die young. Rated T.V. MA) 

Arrive Alive ( Mickey Crews is a house detective in a seedy Florida hotel who gets involved in an investigating the death of a former champion boxer. He has a romance with a woman called Joy. The script was written by Mitch Glazer and Michael O'Donoghue . ) 

Confederacy of Dunces ( Based off the book. ) 

Mr. Fix it ( Based off the Phil Hartman script. ) 

Battlefield Earth ( The animated series based off the book. ) 

Showgirls ( The T.V. Series based off the movie ) 

Barb Wire and Ghost 3D ( The live action movie and or t.v. show based off the crossover issues of the comic books. )

Darkman ( The animated series based off the comic Marvel books series that was based off the Darkman movies. ) 

Ace ( Ace Ventura Pet Detective the t.v. series. ) 

( More stuff later ! ) 


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