Another week, and yet another collection of irresponsibly oversimplified news stories from the past seven days. Feel free to click all those news links I hid amongst the poems. It'll be like an easter egg hunt, except the easter eggs are Japanese poetry and the stuff inside is knowledge. Tasty, delicious knowledge...
Our Frothy Future President?
Santorum wins three
states. I guess no one in those
states have Googled him...
To Stop Gay Marriage, Go Straight to the Source
Prop 8 overturned.
Husbands, wives agree to stop
making gay babies.
This is What Happens When You Forget to Wipe
A violent shit stain on the
underpants of Earth.
You Want Me to Prevent Babies? Oh, I'll Prevent Babies...
Barack: God must give
birth control. God: Atheists
from now on shoot blanks.
If the Water Can Stay Unfrozen, So Can We
Russia first to reach
sub-glacial lake. Russians keep
hope to one day thaw.
I Hope They Peed in a Cup Before Getting All Those Subsidies
Big Oil reports
record profits, takes swim les-
sons from Scrooge McDuck
Not Included in the File: Why He Liked Lowercase i's So Much
Steve Jobs' FBI
file goes great with skinny
jeans and v-neck shirts.
Hall of Fame