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Published February 10, 2012
Another week, and yet another collection of irresponsibly oversimplified news stories from the past seven days.  Feel free to click all those news links I hid amongst the poems.  It'll be like an easter egg hunt, except the easter eggs are Japanese poetry and the stuff inside is knowledge.  Tasty, delicious knowledge... Our Frothy Future President? Santorum wins three states.  I guess no one in those states have Googled him... To Stop Gay Marriage, Go Straight to the Source Prop 8 overturned. Husbands, wives agree to stop making gay babies. This is What Happens When You Forget to Wipe Bashar al-Assard: A violent shit stain on the underpants of Earth. You Want Me to Prevent Babies?  Oh, I'll Prevent Babies... Barack: God must give birth control.  God: Atheists from now on shoot blanks. If the Water Can Stay Unfrozen, So Can We Russia first to reach sub-glacial lake.  Russians keep hope to one day thaw. I Hope They Peed in a Cup Before Getting All Those Subsidies Big Oil reports record profits, takes swim les- sons from Scrooge McDuck Not Included in the File: Why He Liked Lowercase i's So Much Steve Jobs' FBI file goes great with skinny jeans and v-neck shirts.