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Well, I just figured ppl wuld wunna kno this cuz im so likeable and cool n friendly n sometimz like guyz ask me about myself and I figured this is GOES OUT TO ALL OF THEM SO I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERY sINLG ETIME I MEAN seriOUZLy LyKE IM JUST SICK OF IT.  

TO ALL GUYS EVER THAT I WILL EVER SEE PULEZZE READ THIS:

I'm super playful, fun, energetic and fun-loving.  I can play for hours on end.  

EDIT: MY MOMMY SAID THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE PROFILE FOR A DOG OR CAT SO I HAVE TO CHANGE IT WTF

Anyways I'm super fun, and like I really just am a really cool person once u get to kno me or even when u DONT Know me that well .  ANyways.

I describe myself as the 3 C'S:

Confident

Classy

Courteous

Chill

I'm lyke basically the total package.  

I'm effin hilarious, im a badAZZ, im like super sassy n sarcastic n just like funny as FUCK, most guys cant handle me cuz im too much woman for them.  

I can also EAT MOST GUYS UNDER THE TABLE.  

I just like handle myself well in public cuz i dont give a FUK.  Most ppl r intimitimated by it n walk away.  If u FUK with me, i WILL FUK WIT U.  I WILL CUT U TOO IF U FUK WIT ME TOO MUCH.  

Curvaceous

Cool

Honestly I'm lyke just 4 realz like rELLY DESIRABLE n its hard to choose a guy cuz so many desire me.  I have like a lot to offer N NO GUY HAS EVER REALlized it ENUFF.  NO ONE does realize it enuff. IF U R INTERESTED lyke JUST LISTEN becUZ IM SO SICK OF GUYZ Not BEIN WHAT I WANT N i jUS T WANT TO BE RELAXED an d CHILL N not ARGUE n FIGHT I DONT WANT A PUSSY MAN THAT CANT HANDLE ME N IS SCAREd.  I NEED SUM1 WHO WILL BUY ME THINGS N GIVE ME LOVE.  I WANT SUM1 THat wilL MATCH ME TOE TO FOOT N WILL handLE LIFES CHALLENGES EAZY N MAKE ME FEEL MORE RELAXED WITH them NSTEAD OF MORE STRESSeD OUT.  IF U CANT HANDLE ANy of THESE DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR CLICK THAT UR INTERESTED In DATING ME.  

ALSO U MUST NOT LOOK AT MY MAN RICHARD (MY Cat) IN A MEAN WAY OR ANY THING OTHER THAN A LOVIN WAY.   U R COMPETING WIT HIM SO U MUST IMPRESS HIM CUZ HE WILL ALWAYS BE MY FIRST WUV.

- Wuv, 

Emmy-Wemmy <3 ;) ;)

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