Enjoy these hilarious tweets with your old man, on his favorite day of the year!
If you put a hat on a cactus it's like you have a friend, a friend who hates hugs, so more like a dad, I have a dad now.— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) July 8, 2013
I gazed upon the ocean for the first time and felt calm, like a dad staring at the yard for some reason.— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) April 19, 2016
Get your dad the fancy new skeleton he's always wanted! pic.twitter.com/UMxm8IMaYs— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) June 4, 2016
i mainly wanna be a dad so i can tuck my shirt in at home— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 21, 2014
My dad acts like the phone ringing is the biggest possible personal attack on him.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 30, 2015
"Dad, why do you & mom sleep in different beds?"— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 10, 2014
"Because my dick can still reach hahaha just kidding we don't love each other any more"
harry potter is on and my dad thinks voldemorts name is "baltimore"— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) October 17, 2016
One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled "YOURE WASTING SHIRTS" at the TV— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 9, 2016
My dad left for cigarettes and never came back so I'm going to trap a new one pic.twitter.com/7j7At3lXM8— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 5, 2017
A definitive guide to all the moods your dad has pic.twitter.com/Sjp59iE2RE— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) September 29, 2016
a hat for your dad that says "#1 hat"— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 5, 2013