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April 24, 2017
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My alarm wasn't the only thing I missed.

1. Breakfast

2. Sunrise

3. The Annual Shearing of All Sheep

4. The Post Shearing Sheepish Sharing of Faults

5. A Few Kissings

6. Capture The Neighboring Colony’s Flag (and Hottest Maiden)

7. The Town Youths (Who It Is Illegal To Shoot) Throwing Rocks At The Circling Choppers

8. My House Burning Down

9. My Neighbor’s House Burning Down

10. The Village Burning Down

11. My Wife And Kids Becoming Engulfed In Flames

12. The Volunteer Fire Fighters Hauling Me Out Of The Inferno

13. Being Resuscitated

14. My Arm Being Amputated

15. Lunch

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