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February 06, 2017

A new study says...

MIDDLE AMERICA - A new study conducted by scientists from The Scientific Research Institute of Being Liberal, has come to determine that common every day working class Americans just simply do not have the spare time and energy it takes to be a liberal. Below is an excerpt from one of the studied participants.

Jim from Ohio: “Look, at the end of the day I just can’t seem to find the necessary time and energy it takes to be a liberal, and the last thing I have any extra energy for is to pretend to be compassionate toward trees and every walking species in the universe. To become a liberal would just take too much effort and extra time that I do not have, and I would also probably need to study a lot of shit too, and have like a manual or something to keep up with all of the latest liberal trends and vocabulary. I would just be so much more exhausted, and I’m already nearly dead as we speak.”

So in conclusion, it appears Jim from Ohio and many others like him are just simply too tired and do not have the time and energy that coastal elitists do.