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Published: May 23, 2011
Description: Thoughts on current events.
  • When visiting an Irish pub...Obama became the first American president to chug a dark pint. His official song is now..." Ale to the Chief!"
  • Just some thoughts on the Schwarzenegger love child situation:
Apparently...he terminates bad guys...NOT pregnancies.
He has the title Mr. Universe...cuz his behavior is out of this world.

According to the impending divorce...Maria will become the housekeeper.
She will also get to keep a lot of other stuff.

  • The Rapture prediction was a few days off.

It will be on 24 MAY.... the last Oprah show. It will be the end of the world for a lot of women. Women no longer get free stuff...except on the Povich show... where they get free paternity tests.