5. Troy Polamalu - It's like being smothered with a pillow... that sheds.
4. Cousin Fuller - One sip of soda and it's all over.
3. Henry the 8th - Because you're WAY more likable than those first six, right?
2. That weird sun-baby hybrid from Teletubbies - Not sure how he works, exactly, but chances are you're either burnt or puked on.
1. The fishes.