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5. Troy Polamalu - It's like being smothered with a pillow... that sheds.

4. Cousin Fuller - One sip of soda and it's all over.

3. Henry the 8th - Because you're WAY more likable than those first six, right?

2. That weird sun-baby hybrid from Teletubbies - Not sure how he works, exactly, but chances are you're either burnt or puked on.

1. The fishes.
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