No promises, but this week’s links might get you lei’d.

  • Watch Clips from Jon Hamm & Jimmy Fallon’s Totally Real ‘80s TV Show About Spitting Food on Each Other - Huffpost TV
  • 16 Things You Learn By Spending a Day at 'Weird Al’ Yankovic’s House - Rolling Stone
  • Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist - Clickhole
  • 5 ‘Futurama’ Episodes That Made Fans Cry - Uproxx
  • ICYMI: Here’s Conan O'Brien’s Horrific Death Scene in the Cinematic Masterpiece ‘Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda’ - Team Coco
  • A Reddit AMA with a Total Bro Who Lives to Rage - Above Average
  • 5 Potential Daydreams For A Weak Teenage Boy - The Occasional