We Are Not Your Bitter, Mysanthropic, Selfish Uncle's Tea Party

That was yesterday's Tea Party. Since then we have rebooted. We are a clean slate, brand new. We do have a concern that some freeloaders will never get off of social security..

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Back. Clean. Revirginized. Let's meet and get to know each other. Hi, Im the Tea Party. We're new here. I would like to point out before we get too far into this that we need a lot more defense spending and we should probably get rid of public broadcasting.

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Hi. We are the Tea Party. You don't know us. Let me tell you about the tea party.

I don't know what the first half of this article is about. 

What I can tell you is that we are Tea Party Health. Although we share many of the ideals of the political party called the Tea Party, we are a different organization. We differ inthat we have one message and stick to it.