The world is littered with fun, diverse, and super chill places to make your home and, often, the city you were born in just isn’t horny enough for you. Or it might be too horny! Find out what city you should be living in based on how horny you are by taking the quiz below.


How horny are you, figuratively?


What makes you more horny?


What makes you less horny?


What is important to you when you are horny?


What kind of people do you think about when you think about getting horny?


Fill in the blank: "My ideal Sunday afternoon is me being horny at ____________."


How horny does a tree make you?


Fill in the blank: "Me = horniest when money = ________."


If you have children, how horny are they?


Fill in the blank: "When I wake up in the morning, the first thing that makes me horny is ______________."


What song makes you horniest?


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