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Hello Friends, as we all know that The season of love and romance is coming. So, Here everyone Find here amazing collection of Funny Valentines Day Quotes to share feelings to your loved ones on this valentines day.

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Happy Valentines Day is one of those special circumstances amid the year when we can quit fooling around, cherishing or absolute mushy by selecting that exceptional ballad for our mate, significant other or most special person. There is most likely no other time amid the year in which we scan boldly for the extraordinary sonnet that passes on our undying affection that we have for our beloved one.

Keep in mind the first occasion when you met your sweetheart? How funny she was and how you were pulled in to her witty lines? In many relationship, diversion assumes a vital part in keeping the start alive. Beaus who share a comical inclination, remain together more. Amusing is the way to an evergreen relationship. If you need to win your beau’s heart, utilize amusing. With a dash of diversion and love, fill your heart with joy additional extraordinary with these funny valentines day wishes and Valentines Day Quotes for her or him.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that. Uknown

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. Jay Leno

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. Author Unknown

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. Tracy Smith

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. Hoosier Farmer

Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. Lewis Black

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