Puke on Your Puka Shell and/or Hemp Necklace

Next time I see someone wearing one, I'm going to start yelling in Inuit and club them in the head.*

Dave Mathews called and wants his fucking satelite back, 1998.


P.s. - I choose to believe clubbing is pretend. I love baby seals, they are so cute <3


*Hawaiian people are exempt from puka violation.