9 Ryan Lochte Pick-Up Lines
By The Leek August 14, 2012 | 2,406 Views
Olympian Ryan Lochte hopes to be the next contestant on ‘The Bachelor.’ Here is a list of 9 of Mr. Lochte’s infamous pick-up lines he will be using on the show this Fall.
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Olympian Ryan Lochte hopes to be the next contestant on ‘The Bachelor.’ Here is a list of 9 of Mr. Lochte’s infamous pick-up lines he will be using on the show this Fall.
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