The week President Trump did exactly what he’d promised he would do when elected president - screw over the working class.
1) “Mr. President I heard they’re behind the Vegas shootings”
2) “That’s what I meant”
Yep, the people of Alabama did the right thing by electing Doug Jones. #TheResistance— Nancy Sinatra (@NancySinatra) December 13, 2017
3) Yes NIFOC
4) He’s the reason for the treason
Who wrote this!? This is NOT my beautiful orange son!— White Jesus (@ASS__Jesus) December 13, 2017
5) New playoff strategy
Mr. President is there any chance we Clevelanders could convince you to give your full-throated support to The Baltimore @Ravens and guarantee their victory this Sunday? The @Browns could really use a win.— Mike Polk Jr. (@mikepolkjr) December 13, 2017
6) That’s mall she wrote
JUST IN: Moore banned from another mall. pic.twitter.com/VZfPEcdgQc— Sarah Pittarelli (@SarahPittarelli) December 13, 2017
7) Let me look into my crystal ballsack
Nostradumbass.— Dan Howdle (@DanHowdle) December 18, 2017
8) Keep that Trump Train rollin’
Almost all railroads are privately owned and are subject to free enterprise. But keep up the deregulation bud!— Travon Free (@Travon) December 18, 2017
9) Vegas wouldn’t take those odds
10) “Have seen every episode of ‘Night Court’ though”
Q. Can you at least tell me if you know what a courtroom is?— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) December 15, 2017
A. Ah, uh, erm, well, it’s it’s it’s it’s—
Q. Court. Room.
A. Yes yes. Um, as as a, uh, room. Or as a a a thing?
A. Ah, yes. I’m, well, I haven’t see—seen one myself, um, per se.
11) Credit where credit is due