Hello internet! Did you miss me?
Let me tell you, 7 months in rehab is no picnic.. What ever happened to 90 days??? I mean where the hell are we?? The USSR? The Sandwich Islands? Dr. Drew and Candy Finnigan can burn in hell.
Make no mistake, Bessie Love is PO-ed to the max.
But now that I'm safely back at home on Hollywood Blvd., I thought I'd check in with the internet. They don't let you have the internet in rehab.
They said, 'It's a 'trigger.'
Then I said 'I'll show you a trigger!'
Then they kicked me out for concealing a weapon, and I had to start ALL over again.
This is much more fun than rehab. Click it. You'll see. Everybody's doing it.
- love bessie love