- The Earth dosen't move and Aftershock is a drink
- Theres no place nicknamed Tornado Ally
- I don't have to board up my house during bad weather
- When it rains alot I don't have to go down river to get ready for work
- We dont have misquitoes the size of humming birds(many pests die off in the winter)
- No named winds to keep forest fires from going out
- No desert,just a couple of dunes.but their within walking distance of the lake
- Other places have lakes but no Great Lakes we have 5,and their great !
- We don't have to plug in our cars in the winter
- Cause everyones doing it !
Go then,be gone...send me a card when you get there ! Theres nothing wrong with this place.If all went wrong in Michigan you could still live off the land.Theres plenty of game, the soil is fertile, and the climate moderate.
So talk to the mit !