I got this e-mail from a relative. This is the actual text...
How are things going in your neck of the woods? I spent the weekend in bed. Today I went to work, threw up in a waste basket, peed my pants and barely made it home before I pooped my pants. What a day!
Hope your day is going better.
Here was my response...
"Sorry your day was shitty. I hope you're feeling better."
After sending the e-mail, I thought there might be a more hilarious response. How would you have responded?
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