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July 08, 2014

The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class in Toronto , when one notices the other has
a huge cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying,“ stated the second, "that cork looks
very uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?”

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.
“It is permanently stuck in my butt.”

“I do not understand,” said the other.

The first Arab says, “I was walking along Bloor Street and I
tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a
huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy
hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Canada , the Genie. I
can grant you one wish.”

I said, “No shit?”

God Bless Canada