MAR. 9, 2012
A Manitoba woman is facing drug charges after police found three grams of cocaine hidden in her baby granddaughter’s clothing.
Uh...wouldn’t it be way easier to hide cocaine in a baby’s powdered milk?
American Apparel has faced some controversy over its new line of St. Patrick’s Day clothing, which some people feel highlights negative stereotypes about Irish-Americans and alcoholism.
Some Irish-Americans were so upset that they went out and drank.
The U.S. Treasury Department has seized more than $60,000 from a bank account of the owners of the Mystic Pizza restaurant made famous in the 1988 movie.
Looks like they’re going to need a pretty good lawyer ... may I recommend Miss Erin Brokovich?
Vatican City has, for the first time, appeared on the U.S. State Department’s list of money-laundering centres.
To be fair, in regards to laundering, those guys do wear a lot of robes and hats.
A man accused of fondling himself on the train in England has been found not guilty after he told the court he was merely strumming a pretend banjo.
Although banjo-playing can lead to far worse, as we all know from “Deliverance”.
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