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Published: May 21, 2014
Description: Graduation is right around the corner, which means high school seniors everywhere will be signing each other's yearbooks. Here are some examples of yearbook messages to avoid:
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Graduation is right around the corner, which means high school seniors everywhere will be signing each other’s yearbooks. Here are some examples of yearbook messages you should definitely avoid:

  • “Yr so hot — loved being your principal!”
  • “I’m pretty sure nobody saw us run over that hooded fisherman and drag his body into the sea. Anyway, have a great summer!”
  • “No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers being my best and only friends.”
  • “Dear Richard Gobbler, I’m sorry about the past four years but that nickname kinda wrote itself.”
  • “Call me! 805-33-7984. Whoops, that might be my social security number. Could u shred that part? Also call me: 805-33-7984. Fuck I did it again.”
  • “I wrote this really big cause there’s like SO MUCH free space back here! Wow!”
  • “卐”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation, we are such proud parents! Also you’re adopted. Goin’ on vacation, back in 3 months, no cell service.”
  • “Help, I’m stuck in a ‘Groundhog Day’ situation and have signed your yearbook thousands of times and can only be released from this hell if you agree to go to prom with me … also HAGS!”
  • “I’ve contacted the cool kids in your college and they have been brought up to speed on your bed-wetting problem and your skin condition. Good luck!”
  • “Great senior photo! I can’t wait to lick it for hours!”
  • “Dave, your mom brought your yearbook to school and is having everyone sign it, which is super sad because you are dead. Sorry you died.”
  • “I fucked this and every yearbook. Ya boy fucked them all.”
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