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Published May 21, 2014

Graduation is right around the corner, which means high school seniors everywhere will be signing each other’s yearbooks. Here are some examples of yearbook messages you should definitely avoid:

  • “Yr so hot — loved being your principal!”
  • “I’m pretty sure nobody saw us run over that hooded fisherman and drag his body into the sea. Anyway, have a great summer!”
  • “No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers being my best and only friends.”
  • “Dear Richard Gobbler, I’m sorry about the past four years but that nickname kinda wrote itself.”
  • “Call me! 805-33-7984. Whoops, that might be my social security number. Could u shred that part? Also call me: 805-33-7984. Fuck I did it again.”
  • “I wrote this really big cause there’s like SO MUCH free space back here! Wow!”
  • “卐”
  • “Congratulations on your graduation, we are such proud parents! Also you’re adopted. Goin’ on vacation, back in 3 months, no cell service.”
  • “Help, I’m stuck in a ‘Groundhog Day’ situation and have signed your yearbook thousands of times and can only be released from this hell if you agree to go to prom with me … also HAGS!”
  • “I’ve contacted the cool kids in your college and they have been brought up to speed on your bed-wetting problem and your skin condition. Good luck!”
  • “Great senior photo! I can’t wait to lick it for hours!”
  • “Dave, your mom brought your yearbook to school and is having everyone sign it, which is super sad because you are dead. Sorry you died.”
  • “I fucked this and every yearbook. Ya boy fucked them all.”