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Published February 26, 2009
Coffee and Depression

I read somewhere that coffee can make you depressed.  I switched to tea.  Wow, I'm fuckin' depressed.

You dick

I miss the word "dick".  I've decided to use it whenever I feel like insulting somebody.  It just sums up everything you have to say when really frustrated with someone.  Spicoli in Fast Times used it best when the teacher took his pizza.  He simply said "You dick!"  How direct and completely fu@#ing eloquent,  right?

We are all stuck in the bathroom sometimes

There is this guy across the hall in the building I work in.  He's a sort of tactile phobic person.  He doesn't like to touch things.  One day, when I got to the office at about 8am-ish, I ran into the bathroom.  This guy was standing there waiting for someone to enter, so he wouldn't have to touch the door.  He snuck out avoiding the door as it swung shut.  To this day, I've wondered how long he was in there...?

Hulk

I went to see the incredible Hulk in the theater.  When I exited the Bathroom, I swung the door open banging this poor guy in the face.  I think I enjoyed the movie too much.

Belfast and bad timing for movie references

I was in the passenger seat of a car in Belfast once.  I spent the day at the "Sing-Song" at a Members Only pub, where everyone in the pub wanted to buy the "Yank" a drink, and did.  My friend picked me up, (literally,  I fell down a few times) and drove me home.  On the way, we were pulled over by an armoured police car with a machine gun turret on top.  A Soldier/ Police Officer walked up to the car and tapped his machine gun on the passenger side window.  I rolled down the window and said, "These are not the droids you are looking for."

He smiled, "These are not the droids we are looking for."

I said, "Move along."

He replied, "Move along." and walked away.  Then turned back, and told us to stay off the cell phone in city limits.

That's all I have to say about that.  Here is a picture of Cobra Commander from New York Comic Con.

(And, yes, I meant to do that, there I am in his reflective mask)
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