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December 05, 2016
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"Misunderstood course name and sold all the wood."

Because I couldn’t nail anything in high school


Apparently, it isn’t “nice” to call your teacher “Professor Power Tool”


Misunderstood course name and sold all the wood


Didn’t have a teacher who was able to reach me by explaining how carpentry is a lot like hip-hop


To impress my bully


Because karate class was right before it. Hiyah!!


My birdhouse was technically a hate crime


Because computers made wood irrelevant, Grandpa!


Burned effigy before it was graded


Well, technically, you fail every class in Catholic school if you don’t admit Jesus is the one true God


Was always 59 minutes late to class


Wouldn’t stop grunting like Tim Allen as I worked

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