Because I couldn’t nail anything in high school
Apparently, it isn’t “nice” to call your teacher “Professor Power Tool”
Misunderstood course name and sold all the wood
Didn’t have a teacher who was able to reach me by explaining how carpentry is a lot like hip-hop
To impress my bully
Because karate class was right before it. Hiyah!!
My birdhouse was technically a hate crime
Because computers made wood irrelevant, Grandpa!
Burned effigy before it was graded
Well, technically, you fail every class in Catholic school if you don’t admit Jesus is the one true God
Was always 59 minutes late to class
Wouldn’t stop grunting like Tim Allen as I worked