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November 30, 2009


The Top Ten Reasons Why Californication Is Incredibly Better Than
Sex And The City

10. Sex And The City lacked musical numbers performed by
creepy goth child actress

9. Californication is enjoyable even if you don’t have a menstrual cycle or
own a rabbit

8. Sex And The City never showed a full-frontal Paula Marshall getting plowed doggy style

7. Californication writers aren’t hired based on their hairstyle, lip gloss, or shoes

6. Californication has 97% more penetration per episode

5. No Sex And The City character was ever involved in
“fucking and punching” incident

4. Californication references hip icons like Hunter S.Thompson and
Iggy and the Stooges; Sex And The City references itself

3. David Duchovny has a bigger schlong than Cynthia Nixon

2. No one on Sex And The City ever projectile vomited on a priceless work of art during sex

1. One word: Slamvan

(Writen by AR/Wordswritenow)