The Mystic World Of TWITTER

You know, I also have an account on "twitter" even if I don't understand it.

I really don't get it and I really want to know: what to hell is "twitter"?

Why should I tell everybody when I go to pee? And what kind of people are interested in such silly things?
Okay, I have to admit that it is very interesting to know when Paris Hilton gets her pubic hair a perm. But do we really want to know that???

The answer is unfortunately: YES. We want to know every sh.. about celebrities or people like Paris Hilton. And that's why they invented "twitter".

By the way, I make there every day a post too. I write: dear "twitter" I made another bad videoclip and there are again thousands or millions of people who don't watch them. Isn't that great? And by the way I squeezed out my 23. pimple.....Good night and I love you all :)