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Published August 09, 2014

Sketch Writer: Kelly Brotman
Date: 08/06/2014
Sketch#12

Wendy Freshner’s Summer Job’sJob Title:Wonderland Candies employee
Wendy Freshner: She loathes her new job at the candy store. She regrets resigning from her old job at the Triplet pools.
Canada O Jeefe: She is having fun at her new job. Her old job sucked in her opinion.
Mr. O’Jeefe: Canada’s father is their new boss and keeping aneye out on Candy.

EXT: Wonderland Candies
INT: Wonderland Candies
_(Candy, Wendy, Mr. O'Jeefe) _

Candy comes out into the scene. She is dressed as the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland.

Candy
Oh come on out Wendy. It’s not so bad.

Wendy
No way! I will never come out! It’s so embarrassing!

Candy
Please Wend, we both need this job.

Wendy
I can not believe you got us kicked out of Triplet Pools.

Candy
So my Dad and I got into a tiff, no worries.

Wendy
A tiff?! Your father practically disowned you!

Candy
Yeah well he should not of butted in on my social life.

Wendy
He saw you make out with Carlos Junior, of course he had every right to butt in.

Candy
You are an old lady in a young body, now will you come out?!

Wendy makes an irritated noise and then stumps out. She is dressed as Alice in Wonderland including a yellow wig.

Wendy
This is demeaning.

Candy
You look adorable! I am sure the guys will eat you alive in that outfit.

Wendy
Cute. Again why do I have to be the one in the Alice outfit?

Candy
Because I make a much better red queen.

Wendy
As you say….

Mr. O’Jeefe
Hold on young lady that is not the outfit I chose for you to wear.

Mr. O’Jeefe comes out wearing the white rabbit costume.

Candy
Father what are you doing here?

Mr. O’Jeefe
I am here to look out for the two of you. Apparently one of my last employees was a pedofile! Thank goodness I own practically half of the work establishments in town.

Wendy
But Mr. O’Jeefe it was not Candy’s fault.

Mr. O’Jeefe
(Harshly) You be quiet. You should be ashamed!

Wendy
Me?! Why?!

Mr. O’Jeefe
I do not talk to predators of teenaged boys, now go change costumes with my innocent virginal daughter.
Wendy
(Snorts) Virginal…wait a minute I am not a …

Candy
Shut your mouth predator! The only reason you have this job is because I am begging my father to give you an other chance.

Mr. O’Jeefe
Good work sweetheart. Now go change outfits so you look like my sweet little girl.

Mr. O’Jeefe pats Candy’s shoulder then leaves the scene.

Wendy
You told your Dad that I was the pedofile?! What the hell! And did he see you make out with Junior,or not?
Candy
(Sighs) I know, I know I am sorry. But Dad needs to see me as his ‘innocent’ little girl until I get my trust fund when I turn 21 plus he only saw my back, so I said it was you.

Wendy
So what, I am now your scape goat?

Candy
For the next four years.

Wendy
(Crossly) So what is in it for me?

Two young men walk in dressed as the Jack of Diamonds and Jack of Spades.

Candy
Wendy, I want to introduce you to our fellow workers, Antonio and Roberto.

Wendy(S-stutters) H-hello…

Antonio and Roberto smile and wink at Candy and Wendy then walk off the set.

Candy
(Smirks) Still think being my stooge is a bad idea?

Wendy
I’ll sleep on it for now. So are we going to change our costumes?

Candy
Sure, sure. I think I prefer the sweet innocent look to get to the boys. Shall we change?

Wendy
We shall.

End of Sketch.

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