Published December 10, 2008 More Info »
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Published December 10, 2008

I love getting mail, I really do! Love BIG packages of goodies delivered right to my door. WONDERFUCKINGFUL! Last night my husband tells me he is expecting some packages today from UPS and I need to stay home and sign for them. He told me they contain Christmas presents for yours truly, so don't peek! YEAHHH!!  The only thing I have to do all day is pick my daughter up at school at 3:00. So I wait, and I wait, and I wait, and at 3:00 I go to pick her up.(We live 3 blocks from the school) I SWEAR that little fucker waited down the block until I left then came by to deliver the packages. When, I got home at 3:15 and found a "sorry we missed you note" on my door, and no UPS guy within a 5 block radius! I was livid! I waited home all day, (Never mind the fact I would have been home all day anyway) and in the time I was gone I missed both the mail truck and the UPS Guy. I think they are working together to screw with my head and screw with my Christmas!
I have to wonder who else is in on the joke! My husband? My dog? My daughter, I mean she IS the only reason why I had to leave the house.  And the best part....I get to do it all over again tomorrow!!!! My only question is....What role did YOU play?