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July 28, 2017

If you see something stupid, say something stupid.

After a video went viral of a bunch of crabs on a baggage carouselat an airport in the Bahamas, we decided to put together a list of the other items you would never want to see at baggage claim.

The Nuclear Football


Flying can be scary enough - you don’t need the threat of nuclear war, or worse, the thought of Donald Trump close by, added to your day. Let’s hope you don’t see the nuclear football while traveling this summer!

Crime Scene Chalk Outline


First your flight was delayed - now you have to wait while a full-scale murder investigation takes place!? Step it up, United!

Empty Dog Crate


If you see this while waiting for your suitcase, our guess is the jet-lag won’t be the only thing keeping you up at night!

Half of a Magic Trick


This guy really took the saying, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” to heart! If you see him coming down the conveyor belt, rush your children away - his screams will haunt them forever!

Bloodied Talkboy Recorder


It was only a matter of time before the Sticky Bandits got poor Kevin McCallister. Let’s hope you and your family avoid seeing the bloodied remains of a neglected child this holiday season.

One of the Impractical Jokers


First the wi-fi on your flight didn’t work, now you’re being harassed by Murr from the Impractical Jokers - if you see someone dressed as a suitcase approach you in the baggage claim, get outta there!

Two of the Impractical Jokers


Jesus, these guys are everywhere!

Captain Sully’s Soaking Wet Suitcase


Whenever you see Captain Sully’s suitcase soaking wet, it usually means he flew a plane into the river again to try and remain relevant. It’s only a matter of time before he strikes again - RUN!!!

The Prospector’s Body from Toy Story 2


After a bumpy 5-hour flight, the last thing you want to see is the mutilated body of a b-list character from the Pixar universe! In addition to ruining your day, this will surely ruin your childhood as well.

A Trunk Carrying Taylor Swift


If you see this crate in the baggage claim, walk the other way! Otherwise, you’ll likely have to explain to your 9-year old daughter that Taylor Swift won’t be able give her an autograph that day - Taylor, of course, is too busy having the time of her life in her luxurious box!

Man, traveling sure does stink!