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Published July 08, 2013
  From: filmexec1@disney.com To: filmexec2@disney.com Subject: Can't-miss movie idea   I've got an idea for a movie that is an absolute, sure-fire blockbuster. Remember The Lone Ranger?    ---   From: filmexec2@disney.com To: filmexec1@disney.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Was he one of the Power Rangers? If so that was a little before my time, sorry…   ---   From: filmexec1@disney.com To: filmexec2@disney.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   No, better. It was a radio western from 1933 which became a black and white TV show in 1949. We should make a movie of that NOW!   ---   From: filmexec2@disney.com To: filmexec1@disney.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   I'm sold! Remakes are always a goldmine. How's 200 million to start?   ---   From: filmexec1@disney.com To: filmexec2@disney.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Better make it 250 just in case (not like it matters, right? This project is destined to succeed) Anyway, I was thinking it would star Armie Hammer.    ---   From: filmexec2@disney.com To: filmexec1@disney.com Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Not familiar with his film work but love his baking soda.   Looping in Jerry.   ---   From: filmexec2@disney.com To: filmexec1@disney.com Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Armie Hammer played the twins in The Social Network and his name was ranked "coolest sounding" by a focus group of 4-year-old boys. The guy prints money. Hey Jerry.   ---   From: filmexec1@disney.com To: filmexec2@disney.com Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   And we definitely want that youth demographic. Just spitballing here but maybe we get his twin from The Social Network in there and have 2 Lone Rangers?   ---   From: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com To: filmexec1@disney.com, filmexec2@disney.com Cc: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Hey guys. That makes total sense. Might work better for one of the many lucrative sequels tho.   CCing Verbinski.    ---   From: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net To: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, filmexec2@disney.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Great note, Jer. So excited for this project and the huge amounts of money it's gonna bring in.    ---   From: filmexec2@disney.com To: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Love the baking soda guy but would we also need a bigger name in there for the Tonto character? Maybe a Kevin James type? People love fat white guys almost as much as they love remakes.   ---   From: filmexec1@disney.com To: filmexec2@disney.com Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Something about a fat Native American just doesn't seem believable to me. Love the idea of using a white person though.    ---   From: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net To: filmexec1@disney.com Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   How about Johnny Depp? His wacky characters never grow tiresome.    ---   From: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com To: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, filmexec2@disney.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Great, Johnny Depp's face could really sell a film like this. Can we completely cover it up with makeup?   ---   From: filmexec2@disney.com To: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Done. Sorry for late reply, gang. Was ordering like 40 motorcycles in anticipation of all the money this movie is definitely going to rake in.  Think we can get a convoluted new origin story in there?   ---   From: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net To: filmexec2@disney.com Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Good call. People are gonna want to know how this character they're vaguely familiar with came to be our new version of who he supposedly always was. Also let's put a bird on Tonto's head.   ---   From: filmexec1@disney.com To: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Love it. Any other thoughts before I buy the domain name and a new house?   ---   From: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com To: filmexec1@disney.com Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Hm...maybe make it really long? Like too long?   ---   From: filmexec1@disney.com To: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   Perfect. Can't wait to move forward with this. "Hi-ho Silver, away!"   ---   From: filmexec2@disney.com To: filmexec1@disney.com Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea   wait, what's that from?      
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