Celebrities See All

Close

Quick Links

or

 

From: filmexec1@disney.com
To: filmexec2@disney.com
Subject: Can't-miss movie idea
 
I've got an idea for a movie that is an absolute, sure-fire blockbuster. Remember The Lone Ranger? 
 
---
 
From: filmexec2@disney.com
To: filmexec1@disney.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Was he one of the Power Rangers? If so that was a little before my time, sorry…
 
---
 
From: filmexec1@disney.com
To: filmexec2@disney.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
No, better. It was a radio western from 1933 which became a black and white TV show in 1949. We should make a movie of that NOW!
 
---
 
From: filmexec2@disney.com
To: filmexec1@disney.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
I'm sold! Remakes are always a goldmine. How's 200 million to start?
 
---
 
From: filmexec1@disney.com
To: filmexec2@disney.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Better make it 250 just in case (not like it matters, right? This project is destined to succeed) Anyway, I was thinking it would star Armie Hammer. 
 
---
 
From: filmexec2@disney.com
To: filmexec1@disney.com
Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Not familiar with his film work but love his baking soda.
 
Looping in Jerry.
 
---
 
From: filmexec2@disney.com
To: filmexec1@disney.com
Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Armie Hammer played the twins in The Social Network and his name was ranked "coolest sounding" by a focus group of 4-year-old boys. The guy prints money. Hey Jerry.
 
---
 
From: filmexec1@disney.com
To: filmexec2@disney.com
Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
And we definitely want that youth demographic. Just spitballing here but maybe we get his twin from The Social Network in there and have 2 Lone Rangers?
 
---
 
From: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
To: filmexec1@disney.com, filmexec2@disney.com
Cc: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Hey guys. That makes total sense. Might work better for one of the many lucrative sequels tho.
 
CCing Verbinski. 
 
---
 
From: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
To: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, filmexec2@disney.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Great note, Jer. So excited for this project and the huge amounts of money it's gonna bring in. 
 
---
 
From: filmexec2@disney.com
To: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Love the baking soda guy but would we also need a bigger name in there for the Tonto character? Maybe a Kevin James type? People love fat white guys almost as much as they love remakes.
 
---
 
From: filmexec1@disney.com
To: filmexec2@disney.com
Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Something about a fat Native American just doesn't seem believable to me. Love the idea of using a white person though. 
 
---
 
From: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
To: filmexec1@disney.com
Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
How about Johnny Depp? His wacky characters never grow tiresome. 
 
---
 
From: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
To: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, filmexec2@disney.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Great, Johnny Depp's face could really sell a film like this. Can we completely cover it up with makeup?
 
---
 
From: filmexec2@disney.com
To: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Done. Sorry for late reply, gang. Was ordering like 40 motorcycles in anticipation of all the money this movie is definitely going to rake in.  Think we can get a convoluted new origin story in there?
 
---
 
From: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
To: filmexec2@disney.com
Cc: filmexec1@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Good call. People are gonna want to know how this character they're vaguely familiar with came to be our new version of who he supposedly always was. Also let's put a bird on Tonto's head.
 
---
 
From: filmexec1@disney.com
To: gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Love it. Any other thoughts before I buy the domain name and a new house?
 
---
 
From: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
To: filmexec1@disney.com
Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Hm...maybe make it really long? Like too long?
 
---
 
From: filmexec1@disney.com
To: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com
Cc: filmexec2@disney.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
Perfect. Can't wait to move forward with this. "Hi-ho Silver, away!"
 
---
 
From: filmexec2@disney.com
To: filmexec1@disney.com
Cc: jerry.bruckheimer@compuserve.com, gore.verbinski@earthlink.net
Subject: RE: Can't-miss movie idea
 
wait, what's that from?
 
 
 
Advertisement
Advertisement

From Around the Web

More